By highfive - 17/10/2014 01:27 - United States - Dedham

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML
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Pwib 14

Can you really give it "five" if it doesn't have a hand?

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kittymisfit 13

Technically, he should be congratulating his balls.

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SarahJacobs 1

You guys sound like the Morning After Pill inventor's kids' college fund.

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8born8 18

OP, it sounds like you're a little annoyed by him doing this. Have you told him that you're irritated when he does that & it makes him look immature and stupid? Perhaps, let him know that it's a huge turnoff for you & maybe he could have his little hi five party in private? If you don't say something now, it'll just annoy you so much and eventually it'll probably turn into an issue. Nip it in the bud OP. Be smart, be safe and be honest.

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syed121417 22

Am I the only girl here who that wouldn't bother?

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brooke1113 2

How does he know when you are on your period???

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emeraldmaz 9

Uh... why wouldn't he? It's not too hard to imagine how he might know: he heard the ripping of a pad wrapper/crinkling of a tampon wrapper; he discovered so during sex; he noticed a new box of tampons in the bathroom; he noticed blood on some knickers in the laundry; she told him, etc etc.

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