By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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XxgreymoonxX 8

What a jerk! Buy like the sexiest lingerie they have and show him. Then say 'too bad you'll never see me wearing them ;D' then kick to the curb :3

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Achall91 17

Dress up in it, show him, then ask if you look okay because you want to impress your new boyfriend.

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McMan 23

Okay, here's what you're going to do. Buy some of the sexiest lingerie you can find for that price. Set the bedroom up to look very inviting, I mean rose petal that shit, candles too. Make him think you really want him. When he gets home, sit him down on the bed, change into the lingerie, walk over to him in the sexiest way you know how, strut like a model if you can't think of anything specific. Place your hand on his chest and begin to slowly push him down. Then grab the frying pan you hid under the pillow earlier and knock him out.

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omarzrgz 3

Then you go to jail for domestic violence! Yay! :D

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ladyLALAA 28

That was getting all sexual then BOOM, murder! It was like a mini episode of days of our lives!

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Fmylife107 5

That's a lot of work just to knock him out... You could just visit him at his work wearing it under something then take that something off, revealing the frying pan and then knock him out. Then book it before the police get there

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coffee_man900 16

ARE YOU CRAZY? Do you know how much frying pans cost these days? Use a small bat. Yes, just kidding. :)

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I_heart_sex 1

All this planning just go with the flow. Stop worrying it gives ppl gray hair and belly fat.

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cradle6 13

I mean if you two were broken up, then he didn't do anything wrong. Especially if you initiated the break up. I don't see the problem.

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brittanyayy 8

They were only apart for 2 weeks. Who buys some random new girl a hundred dollar gift card?

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GoW_Chick 14

Never said she was a random new girl..

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brittanyayy 8

Regardless, she should just dump him then because if she wasn't new, then that relationship started while he was still with OP.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

um no. It never said he cheated on Op. It sounds like to me the relationship wasn't working out, he wanted a chance to try it with some girl he was attracted to and bought it for her to impress her or something. Then when she rejected him he got back with Op. Not the most flattering, but Op is 1/2 at fault for going back with a guy who did that to her in the first place.

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perdix 29

#23, a guy that wants to get laid! Next question?

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emilyjgraham 34

56, maybe they were apart to evaluate their feelings, op obviously still loved him and the boyfriend, well, he tried his luck and failed, but still, maybe he still loves her. No body is really at fault here.

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mommyhearts2boys 0

It says that they broke up for another girl so most likely not her doing

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cmyk 19

Think what people get twisted about is that he gave his gf left over pressie from another girl.. I wouldnt feel very happy if the gift was ment for someone else, least not since it was a sexy gift ment for another woman -.- Still. Would def use the card tho. Can get a whole bra set for $100! ...

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GoldenGrizzly 7

I am not saying it was classy behavior. But you cant blame someone for the two weeks you werent together. There was no guarauntee they would get back together anyways

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someone_cool 6

Why be mad? They had broke up, and OP's boyfriend wanted to buy his at the time girlfriend something, and when she dumped him, he got back with OP and wanted to be nice. A smart person wouldn't throw away a gift card worth a small fortune. So, he was just giving you something, which was originally planned for someone else, but who the **** cares?! It just shows that he cares about you. Don't be ungrateful and stop whining.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Use it to buy a new outfit and show it off for your new boyfriend. This dude is planning to dump you again cause your his standby chick until he finds a better one. So give yourself a boyfriend upgrade and cut him from the team.

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omarzrgz 3

I didn't know that you could predict the future, or that you know what op's bf is planning.

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GoW_Chick 14

When you get suspicious and start snooping, nothing good ever comes out of it... ever. If you would of just left it alone you'd be busy spending your gift to celebrate your rekindled relationship, and blissfully unaware of the things your guy did when you were broken up.

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perdix 29

#26, Totally right! Don't go snooping around unless you are prepared to find out the worst outcome you could imagine is true. That's why I call ahead before I go see a girlfriend -- give her some time to clear out that other guy, if there is one. Why would I want to walk in on them? Ignorance = bliss.

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brittanyayy 8

So you'll call your girlfriend while she's cheating on you, to make sure you don't walk in on her cheating? Makes sense.

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perdix 29

If you catch her, it's over. If you don't catch her, either she'll dump you for the other guy, or she'll dump the other guy for you. At least in that case, you have a chance.

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perdix 29

#48, you're darn right. Ronald Reagan said "Trust, but Verify" and the inverse must be true, "If you don't trust, don't bother to verify."

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RinaRina 9

I would rater die alone then with a cheater/lier... It's all or nothing :)

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perdix 29

#132. What you don't know won't hurt you. Except for the STDs ;)

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perdix 29

You're complaining because you're the rebound girl from the rebound girl? Blow the $100 on some sexy lingerie and use it to seduce his brother or best friend. That'll show him!

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tuppencej777 0

It says all that on receipts?!

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jojimugo 20

Seems like the story is missing some important facts

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berichsoon 11

Well let me tell you that women are thinkers. She looked at the date on the receipt Then she remembered when her friend told her about the random girl and put the two together. It probably took her about 5 seconds to do that

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omarzrgz 3

That's the problem, it took her 5 second to THINK that. Most women jump to conclusions. But I'm a virgin so what do I know?

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downtime 12

49, If that is actually true, then she is a ******* moron. How does she know he didn't buy it in hopes of giving it to her in the first place? You don't.

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sbuxsux11 8

to me that would mean he was seeing someone else way before you were broken up. who buys someone they just met (2 week break up period) such an intimate gift??? id use the card,show him what you got, and dump his ass! i could be wrong but seriously?think about it

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1crabbygirl 10

PLUS new lingerie! Hurrah!

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StalwartKitten 4

You split for two weeks?? Maybe you should've thought about why you guys broke up in the first place before taking him back like an idiot. Also, there's nothing wrong with regifting.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Makes me wonder why girls get so attached to douchey guys like this.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Oh woops I just realized I misinterpreted the anecdote a bit. The guy's in the right it seems. But I still wonder why she would take him back so quickly after breaking up.

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