Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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You deserved it 40 164

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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You deserved it 4 382

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Top comments

dillies 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:56

Girls fart?

cradle6 13

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

Revenge?

Comments

imp4ct 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:20

It'd be better if he gave you an oven in the kitchen!

deprived13 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:39

Can you say win?

dglover88 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:51

I am so so sorry lol that must suck

cass1_l0ve 13

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:52

NICCCCEEEEEEE!!!! Similar thing happened today where my brother farted in an extremely hot car... He wouldn't roll down the windows for nothin. Can you say torture?!?!

SwaggerMelon 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:33

Torture.

ceilingfans 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:36

Tortilla. Dammit!

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:47

Tor..tor... Dodoqbbs! No, let me try again. Tortakloxoghs! Dang it! I'm sorry, it's just too hard to say.

Zoranius 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:53

Am i the only one who didn't understand the FML properly?

RechargedCoconut 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:09

She farted, her boyfriend held her head under the sheets (in effect giving her a dutch oven), she deemed it FML worthy. What's not to understand?

shortyife 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:25

I didn't know what a Dutch oven was either. the fml was ok. just didn't kno exactly what a Dutch oven entailed. now I do tho. so thnx

benmec 18

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:57

That's totally hot. Your boyfriend is awesome.

StalinsHeir 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:03

Hahahaha what a champion.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:09

Be happy it wasn't his, I doubt yours smelled that great but at least it's your own

xoxPatrina 8

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:40

Paybacks a bitch.

lilfreckle7 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:19

payback? wtf does he need to "pay her back" for? I'm pretty sure that all of us here have farted before. so honestly, the boyfriend was just being a jerk. there was no reason at all for him to do that, and definitely not "payback"

sexxxybittbitt15 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:30

Uhhh, S-A-R-C-A-S-M look it up :)

Angelrose2004 17

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:57

A dutch oven? Can someone fill me in? willing to take a bunch of thumbs down as long as I get an explanation too.

marpay 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:59

A dutch oven is when someone farts in bed and then holds the covers over their partners head, making them smell it.

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