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That's not cheap or mean that's really sweet because if I had a dead wife I wouldn't let anyone have the lotion
it puts the lotion on it's skin!
'Put the lotion on or else you'll get the hose again'
That sucks, OP, but this FML has become a running joke between me and my BF, whenever he finds something random in the house that belonged to his dead wife... "at least I'm not giving you a half-used bottle of body lotion!"
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At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.