By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
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skyeyez9 24

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

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rlet 1

your first compliment in months????? WTF!!! I'm going to say YDI for dating this jerk usually at the bf/gf stage the couple is most of the time giving compliments to each other you deserve better than that idiot

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TherinOak 0

Definitely time for a new boyfriend. Ditch him now.

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DANKshank 0

Break up with him or shut up.. you obviously don't enjoy his humor.

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the_sodomizer 0

he's awesome learn to see the funny shit in life

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littlegolferboy 4

FYL for dating a guy who hasn't complimented you in months and not breaking up with him.

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k43L1 0

hahahhahhaa that's funny! wow, I can't believe he hasn't complimented you in months, that's a real bad sign :( And I would think that smelling like a stripper is an insult, because what you smell is their sweaty feet near the poles, or so I've been told :P

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