By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
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skyeyez9 24

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

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FederalAgent 0

ya u can do better

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PeggGirl 0

I am SO SAD that not one of you kids recognized the lyrics. That's from Bloodhound Gang's "A Lap Dance is Always Better when the Stripper is Crying." Which is an awesome song, by the way.

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werzal 5

Sure its great in a song but vile spoken to someone.

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rawr666 0

"i got to nail her, back at her trailer...huh huh that rhymes" @op: you think that's bad? my bf sang that whole song to me for my birthday...in front of a ton of people

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bunnyhunter42 0

i noticed it was the lyrics to the song the moment i read it but we seem to be the only two who find it funny lol

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cheerchick4life 0

why are all of you telling her he's a bad bf? he was trying to be cute... at least that's what I think

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babykitsune102 0

sexy jk lol sux foe you

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mcguyver98 0

yea, that's the guy you should spend the rest of your life with!

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I_Own_Ubers 0

hmm cheerchick u have problems if u think that's cute, either he was deadly serious and u should kick his ass to the pavement, or he was joking and you shoulda seen the humour in it and ****** him till the early hours

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