Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently...

By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By m - 09/09/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML

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KamilleBlack 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:36

Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:57

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

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UndeadShaggydoo 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:26

hahaha I laugh so loud when i read this

laxer19 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:02

this is one of my favorites!!! i cracked up for like 10 minutes

bittersweet1 0

Monday 12 April 2010 21:54

what a douche. get rid of him

snagglepaste 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:18

Awesome!

briiana012 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 14:36

vagasil?

Eyeliner_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:17

park the beef bus in the tuna sandwich ? excuse me while I cut my head off

jussjess 0

Friday 23 July 2010 2:16

Ooh, what a winner.

esfox83 17

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:22

I don't care what anybody says that is funny

MarsDeeKiwiBird 0

Friday 6 August 2010 8:31

I'd probably laugh my a** off if my boyfriend said that. ... Eh, the thing about smelling like a stripper... not so much...

neverenough4206 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:29

props for the bloodhound gang reference

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Same thing different taste

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