By good2know - 09/01/2015 23:09 - Canada - Toronto
I agree, your life sucks
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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Astrum14
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Dude needs to watch less **** and have sex with women more.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anyway
rylaii
26
Not saying anything against being gay but he clearly needs to have sex with women to know how they ******.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anyway#14 He's obviously not gay so there's no reason you need to bring that up.
Alright #14 why is that funny to you? and as that fellow said he's clearly not gay if you read the story. However, even if he WAS that would be a sad story for both of them as he would be hiding it in shame or worried people might react like, well, you. While she would likely think she was in a more committed relationship when it never had a chance to begin with. So again explain what's amusing to you about that other guy saying there is nothing wrong with being gay?
People are constantly concerned about offending me. Like say ****** or say **** It doesn't bother me
Good for you 14, do what makes you happy. Now back to OP...
Comment moderated before I got to see it hm? Ya know I think combine that with your previous ones and I'll just assume you and I wouldn't get along. Good day sir.
thepersonyouknow
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Not right now though because he has a girlfriend
Also, it wouldn't really be her fault if she didn't have a real ****** during sex....
You forgot to moan like a gorilla in heat, that's what he was expecting. FYL for having a dumbass boyfriend.
What an unpleasant mental image. What if that was her reaction though and he was expecting something a bit quieter so he just thought she was faking? I completely agree with you if it was the other way around but just saying that is a possibility as well.
******* accidental thumbs downing. The fml staff just loves to watch my soul burn when I can right this wrong. ?
When €500 make their way into my bank account from yours, only then will you find salvation.
Oh my god Sirin that was epic
UhHuhHoney
20
This made me laugh so hard, thank you
man_in_black08
28
Looks like his manhood is in question, as well as his intelligence.
First ever ******? Just ignore him. He probably doesn't know what a female ****** is anyway!
Judging by your profile pic it looks like you don't either...
#27 And that correlates to this FML how?
Way to ruin a good moment for you.
He's the expert?
I guess a kid you ur first ever ******. sorry :p
Yes, no, maybe, could you repeat the question?
Maybe not his first language? I hope..
i think he means something along the lines of "i think you're a kid so this must be your first ever ******"
@62 Oh! Okay sorry, I thought he ordered fries with that. Thanks for translation. Seems much more relevant to the topic at hand...
countryb_cth
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@62 I was thinking he may mean "I guess a kid gave you your first ever ******"
XxXBadAshXxX
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Does he not know that every woman is different? Better check himself.
Should have told him it was your first. Would have shut him right up. FYL
we could hope
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Dude needs to watch less **** and have sex with women more.
You forgot to moan like a gorilla in heat, that's what he was expecting. FYL for having a dumbass boyfriend.