By Itstrickyyxx - 25/07/2012 18:08 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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Itstrickyyxx 6

OP here again. Wow i haven't been on this site in forever. I can't even see him every month now, I see him every few months, and of course, ALWAYS ON MY PERIOD. That's life I suppose. And no I can't do birth control to EVERYONE who said it, all kinds effected me badly! :)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.

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yourmofo 6

That's what showers are for. LOL!! There's a saying "When the river runs red, take the old dirt road."

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xgetxbentx 13

Switch to a birth control that's known to lessen the amount of periods you have in a year or even eliminate it completely? I use depo, no longer get one, just the occasional spotting. As long as you aren't trying for a kid, I don't see a problem with that.

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Adippy1 4

Try this: www.softcup.com

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Ceejay1 13

Make sure you got extra towels,haha .

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PhilMcHawk 7

Menstruation ******* REEKS, but women are so much hornier during the menstrual cycle. Typically I am too, come to think of it... Pheromones, maybe? Anyway, OP, just do it, it's not that bad, just use a condom, while it doesn't prevent all of the mess, it helps. Earning red wings is eating that pussay on the period. I saw it mentioned earlier, and decided to share my infinite wisdom lol

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Shearertn1 0

Pretty soon we'll see an FML about how this dudes girlfriend cheated on him with his brother or some shit

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