Love: Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for... - FML

By Itstrickyyxx - 25/07/2012 18:08 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

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Itstrickyyxx 6

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:36

OP here again. Wow i haven't been on this site in forever. I can't even see him every month now, I see him every few months, and of course, ALWAYS ON MY PERIOD. That's life I suppose. And no I can't do birth control to EVERYONE who said it, all kinds effected me badly! :)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:37

Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:36

Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 July 2012 4:44

It's pretty cool if he's driving an 18 wheeler.

jayceebogart 0

Friday 27 July 2012 5:19

My mom does that kinda shot all the time !!! I feel ya!!!

cnygard95 12

Friday 27 July 2012 6:51

Hey girl, don't get let your hopes down! Maybe the stress of this will make it late, hopefully pushing it back. I don't know your body or how regulated yours is, but maybe there is hope! :)

katiebrynn 2

Friday 27 July 2012 7:33

Maybe he will be okay with it:p.. Worst case senerio u don't have sex duh haha :)

laughcrysmilefly 4

Friday 27 July 2012 10:37

thats ashame...good luck x

EsteeCee 4

Friday 27 July 2012 12:10

Go on the pill and change the time it happens :)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 27 July 2012 18:54

Um yeah, because that sounds totally healthy. There are instructions on how and when to take the pill for a reason.

Overatedlife_fml 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 7:32

minus well call your house the virgin island

BlackR6Rider 5

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:35

Bum sex it is!

Yankeefan31 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:55

Shark week?

ztech 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:21

Why don't you just change it? Plan B take one it's suppose to mess your schedule up a but

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