Don't be too much of an asshole...oh wait, too late.

So I wasn't the only one thinking of the oilfield men when I read this fml! :)

Guys in the oil field can't change their schedule. At least not in any of the companies I know.

Sure they can. I work in camp on a 3 in camp 1 week at home rotation and have seen it done numerous times.

Penetration.

^^^^ Double penetration

Double funny :D

I've always thought that would **** up something in your body.

What's so gross about the implant? It's a subdermal plastic stick that goes in your arm.

It's brilliant, I have had mine for 2 years... although you still may get your period sometimes, and gain some serious weight, and be more of a bitch and lose your mojo and be paranoid that it's not working and you may secretly be pregnant because your not getting your period and go on a rampage and have random outbursts of anger and cry lots when the sun sets because it looks so beautiful and you feel fat and ugly and then cry more when you realise you cried at the sight of the sun set and then go on a tangent and think about what's for lunch even though you just had lunch.

Um, about 20% of women who have the implant style of contraception stop having periods at all while it's there. That's not stupid or disgusting. It's just a fact. And very convenient if you're in that lucky 20%.

Thanks for clearing up the confusion. Didn't quite get it the first time..