By Itstrickyyxx - 25/07/2012 18:08 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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Itstrickyyxx 6

OP here again. Wow i haven't been on this site in forever. I can't even see him every month now, I see him every few months, and of course, ALWAYS ON MY PERIOD. That's life I suppose. And no I can't do birth control to EVERYONE who said it, all kinds effected me badly! :)

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Top comments

BubbleGrunge 18

Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.

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Comments

ericathealien 7

What's with all the folks suggesting anal or ******** for the boyfriend?? Vaginal sex isn't off limits during that time. Extra precautions can be taken for the sake of cleanliness and toys can be used for her pleasure while he penetrates.

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honestyw 2

Well OP, all you need is two things, condoms and viasine to get the red out.

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rivaraven 35

Thank god I'm gay... But good luck to you and your man!

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RangerLacrosse26 4

Over the road? Don't you mean ON the road...

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French_Toast_fml 3

More like F his life!

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smileycupcake62 4

at least you've got your friend TOM to keep you company

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heymsdee 1

Go on birth control and just start a 2nd pack when he's around. You can change your cycle that way

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DDbaconcrazy 1

Well, he is only your boyfriend. You shouldn't be having sex yet.

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