By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Might well be that he gets pizza from delivery and sex from unidentified source you have no idea about. Saves the hassle of moving.

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KazutoKirigia 16

I volunteer as tribute to stand in his place!

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LittleRich 10

Maybe he's secretly Gay, I need a girl like that in my life.

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Nozza007 7

Something is seriously wrong with the world we live uniform a guy makes that decision lucidly

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jrice79 8

What do you look like? Maybe gaming is more fun then sex and pizza with you?

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erjazo 17

Am I the only one who is think this is a girlfriend who's asking her boyfriend of about two weeks to move in with her? There's obviously a reason he said no, and I'm willing to bet she's got a bit of crazy going on...

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