By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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crandel 11

He made the right choice. He resisted the temptation of promised sex and maintained his independence and freedom. Kudos to him! You should be proud he's smart enough to see through your trick.

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MasterTron 24

I'd take option B man. Who would not want to take time and be with their partner? I mean you could hang out with them and cuddle while watching a movie and eating pizza. Sex is aways a good thing most of the time. With gaming if your partner is into it as well then there you go just more time you can spend together.

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marcranger 28

I don't like sex or pizza. Maybe I should get with OP's probable ex.

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Lalala579121 27

44 Then you can just live alone and game together. That's the dream.

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cole66 14

#30 some people don't believe in sex unless it is with your wife/husband. and these people are only Bf/Gf

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JoeyNatas 3

what trick? all she wanted to do was try to make him happy he probably made that choice because he's not ready or he just wants be alone. no tricks involved

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gqlmno 23

the trick is she's actually a succubus

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andrmac 25

I'd say he's not ready for that kind of commitment. You're not just moving in with someone you are living with them and seeing if you can do so without killing each other. He also may not have any interest in you that much either due to other reason like: Do you create arguments over little things? Are the one that freaks out because he eats too loud? Do you overreact and shame him in public? Constantly dumping him and then begging him to take you back? I had a friend who wisely chose to not move in with his girl because if all of these things.

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jackycat 17

I had a buddy who ignored a similar set of red flags and moved in with the girl. Within a week she'd stabbed him in the leg with a fork.

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Mynxie 26

I feel like there is a missing piece to the story

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mollybelle 13

Don't take it personally, maybe he's just not ready yet. Moving in together can be a big step for some people. Give it time.

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deathshead 19

I love that show and I love you for referencing it.

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thisguy22 33

It sure does feel good to know that someone out there loves you.

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