By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Was your boyfriend Colonel 100 from Battlefield Friends? lol

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Dinonick 15

If so, do NOT get anywhere near a bucket you find in his house

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SecundusSecunda 27

"You guys havin' sex?" "Uhm.. yes, sir, occasionally... are you?" "NO! Battlefields' my pussy."

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vikky538 28

You can't blame him. Its all because of fallout4

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skyguy592 15

he was BLESSED to have you?

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Exsequor 14

There are really 3 possibilities here. A. Your boyfriend is secretly gay B. You just suck C. You asked him to move in way too soon

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bparlo14 8

What kind of guy does this? Was he under the influence of some mind-altering substance when making this decision?

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Face344 7

I wouldn't wanna move in with you, cause it would primarily be your place an he would have to leave if you broke up. But sounds like he's not that into you

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al92754 5

You forgot about the Doritos and Mountain Dew

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MadoromiTenshi 9

If things do not work out, can I apply for the position of Boyfriend and choose option B?!

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