By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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badluckbastard 14

I would like to apply for the position of option B

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Jethco 15

Option B comes with a number of unfavorable clauses.

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Joshoa123 16

Choice B is a myth. Change every adjective and verb with nagging. That's what really happens.

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Zebediabolical 39

I have lived this situation. At the start it was the best relationship of my life. But before long instead of bacon and ******** while saving the world it was Bed Bath and Beyond and brunch. On the plus side, brunch is pretty awesome. But let's have it in the AV room. She also didn't like it when she found out I was married. In another country. Even though we'd been seperated for at least 8 years at the time.

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bsmallz3 12

i think elaborating would help us all

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Tannasgh 22

I would have taken C). Just like B) but with a double helping of lots of sex instead of gaming and I'd even make the pizza. Guys these days have their priorities screwed up.

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Amke 3

You'd give up gaming for a girlfriend? How about finding a girl who enjoys games instead? I'd never expect my husband to stop gaming for me, might as well ask him to take it up the ass.

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9a_1z 12

Maybe 110 isn't that into gaming, so would prefer sex, it's not entirely unheard of!

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nyf137 20

Kid, you're only 14 years old, I'm seriously wondering what kind of knowledge you can bring to the table about healthy adult relationships... seriously kid, what makes you think that marriage is any more "permanent" than a long term relationship? Yes, we are going to assume it involves a greater amount of commitment, but a marriage can end just as quickly as any relationship, so basically your whole argument is useless.. and this isn't even something you can research to learn more about kid.. finish growing up first

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Amke 3

That's totally understandable. Maybe you're not a keeper. Took years off bullshit relationships to find someone I actually wanted to live with.

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Xion0014 20

Maybe he isn't ready and likes living alone...

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