Geek: Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March... - FML

By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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You deserved it 4 203

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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You deserved it 10 684

By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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You deserved it 7 051

Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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You deserved it 605

The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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You deserved it 34 377

By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 7 080

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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You deserved it 10 267

The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML

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You deserved it 10 460

WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 925

You deserved it 4 266

By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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You deserved it 7 253

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Top comments

ROFLsyrup 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

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mistershlong 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:04

stop complaining and get back in the kitchen

jf7609 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:06

who says hump anymore?

rockon4life 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:08

what do you prefer it to be called just wondering

heavyt 0

Friday 13 May 2011 8:48

me

yoshi1mex 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:53

Losers

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:46

151- call me a loser then

Ilovelife07 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:07

wow

quietlytearful 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:11

@21, wow, you are an asshole. OP, why is this an fml? it sounds fun.. no, just kidding. but seriously, maybe your boyfriend is a star wars fan. it's okay.

iedwen 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:11

Rofl!!

eHugs 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:13

I love me some 'Vader

anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 18 January 2010 0:22

quit whining you ungrateful bitch

srd3 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:30

was he as hairy a chewbacca?????

ndiesal 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:34

F your life how? LOL this would be hilarious to do. and if you don't like it, then YDI for not making him turn it off first...

notastripper 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:41

epic. win.

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Today, my girlfriend, for our first time having sex, wanted to do stepbrother roleplay. Not only is that odd for our first time, it’s a weird fetish to have, especially when she actually does have a stepbrother. We ended up not finishing having sex, it was too weird for me FML

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Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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The Top

Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML

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Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML

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Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams, "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants, and, while chasing after her, yells, "Baby, she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

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Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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Today, I have a speech impediment that's recently become more noticeable. My entire family has decided that the best way to go about handling it is to mock me whenever I try to say something. FML

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