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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

Comments

coughtoutliv 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:48

I hate starwars but the song is great to have sex to!!

AliceStar 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 14:41

Hate Star Wars?!?!

Dustfinger 6

Friday 2 March 2012 10:05

How can you hate star wars

perdix 29

Monday 18 January 2010 1:08

You're complaining? Lots of women get humped to the tune of the "Minute Waltz" and the music lasts longer than the humping!

beatlesfan129 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:24

perdix is cool

hotgirl8 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:09

omg I wish, I just have regular ****. I wish somday some guy will come into my life and do that (;

BMaC101 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:13

lol #8 and OP i'm sorry. He must be a Starwars fan. Since this is an FML you should tell him you don't want to be humped to the Starwars music. :)

atl4lyfe 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:13

wow romantic

firecopy 6

Monday 18 January 2010 1:15

Did he have a giant lightsaber? :)

Jake1595 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:20

lmao ******* hilarious

GeneralDisarray6 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:22

your bf is awesome!

Lv2drum930 1

Monday 18 January 2010 1:23

was it the original or the family guy elevator muzak version.......

Sekococo 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:25

And after that did you rub his lightsaber and feel the force on you? you lucky girl

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