By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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starile 19

Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.

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perdix 29

Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?

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wDeemish 0

He could not be serious :s ?!

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oliver86 8

does he by any chance have a long beard and eat dead cats

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

No biggie, put some duct tape on his armpit hair while he's asleep, he may bitch about it, but that's when you tell him that you wouldn't have seen the need for it if he would take a shower.

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deidre823 7

I'd be like "Well I don't see the point of being with a stank ass fool like you. You're nasty. Later." & I'd dump his nasty ass.

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Sephina 3

Just because you don't shower doesn't mean you aren't clean. I hardly shower because our well goes dry really quick. I go the old fashioned route and have a bath, or use a sink full of warm water and a face cloth with soap to clean myself up.

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Yuck! YDI wouldn't you notice? Check these signs: - Greasy and smelly hair - Smelly body odor - Dirty fingernails - Greasy/oily face

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vashthestampede 0

I wouldn't see the need for them either...if I took baths of course

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creedaddict 9

tell him u no longer want sex from him u don't see the need for it Lolol Ewwwww

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