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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Notsocharmedlife 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

That's sooo gross!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:00

Hey, its a tough economy...

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DigitalFusion 4

Friday 14 October 2011 4:35

Idk I've never used a condom, been with the same girl seven years, was a virgin before I met her. She uses birth control, I trust her to use it, never had a problem. If she did stop taking it and a baby happened I'm not going anywhere. So does that make me a virgin, or scum?

fallen_angel543 5

Friday 14 October 2011 4:38

Gross don't blame him but still gross

HU4L188 0

Friday 14 October 2011 4:42

De ja vu ?

facilitator 0

Friday 14 October 2011 4:47

Maybe that bleach he used on his hair soaked into his brain

facilitator 0

Friday 14 October 2011 4:47

Maybe that bleach he used on his hair soaked into his brain

TipOfTheHat 10

Friday 14 October 2011 4:52

Safety first!

ballbearing 10

Friday 14 October 2011 4:56

You didn't notice the dried up and unrolled condom as he put it on???

LILCJ0725 1

Friday 14 October 2011 5:00

Now that's just ****** up.

barons224 4

Friday 14 October 2011 5:04

that shit is nasty

CassieStrawbs 7

Friday 14 October 2011 5:04

D: that's pretty awkward and unsanitary.

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