Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Broke boy

By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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To do what?

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Top comments

Notsocharmedlife 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

That's sooo gross!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:00

Hey, its a tough economy...

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vi3tno_romeo 5

Friday 14 October 2011 5:48

Korrrrr, that's disturbing

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Friday 14 October 2011 5:52

Does he go to the bathroom to put the condom on or something? Otherwise I don't see how you didn't get suspicious when he didn't have to tear open a new wrapper.

malignantmegan 3

Friday 14 October 2011 6:12

I'll stick to anal

lisha88 1

Friday 14 October 2011 6:31

Ewwww

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 14 October 2011 6:32

Uhh wouldn't it lose some of its integrity? Well, you'll find out soon enough I suppose.

Lonelygirlinlove 6

Friday 14 October 2011 6:34

Disgusting! Dump him!

proudmom2011 0

Friday 14 October 2011 6:58

That is gross. But take a test because that is a complete fail

mspeacock 6

Friday 14 October 2011 7:08

W. T. F. ? Does he wash it in between?

savethesunlight 10

Friday 14 October 2011 7:20

Ew.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Friday 14 October 2011 7:35

It wouldn't have been so bad if he had been exclusive to you...

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