Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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To do what?

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Top comments

Notsocharmedlife 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

That's sooo gross!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:00

Hey, its a tough economy...

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:11

OMG what is wrong with people these days?! That's disgusting! And how did you not notice, OP? A used condom looks different than a new one. And I'm sure it feels different. DISGUSTING!

CHOMP3R 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:15

How wouldn't you be able to figure it out? Wouldn't you notice if he wasn't opening a fresh one?

andre5006 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:44

Lml ewww

markahsf1 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:53

girlfriend is on the pill, both std free, sucks for all you guys who have to use one, goodbye

purplepenquin 9

Monday 17 October 2011 7:06

Lots of folks are asking How can someone re-use a condom? It is pretty easy actually...you simply turn it inside-out and shake the **** out of it.... thankyouthankyouBesuretosipyourbartenders.

Mooby 6

Monday 17 October 2011 7:55

Excuse me while I vomit

mdailey 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:38

that's nasty. lol.

mamoila 0

Monday 17 October 2011 9:33

That thing has to be full if dried baby batter! Gross shit

meikola 6

Monday 17 October 2011 17:26

WOW!!!!! Thats a keeper...

AnaD606 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:38

You could be smart buy the condoms. That's what I do:)

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