By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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mattfire14 12

Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries

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hantu69 22

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BranzerMyDoggie 10

Exactly Lol. He must have taken ages trying to think of those two words. Poor him XD

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goozeo 11

Tried to look like a massive dick?

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BranzerMyDoggie 10

At least he likes the booty :) XD Maybe you should think about sitting him in the naughty corner for a bit. :3

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jtfrisch 22

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ILikeKoalas 24

Nobody wants to be "shown off" like cattle. They want to be respected.

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jtfrisch 22

Why would you hate on cattle like that?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

So you don't use branding irons on your sex partners? Huh... That might explain the restraining orders.

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sam882 28

Exactly! At least he's not hiding her and it sounds like he was just making a joke anyways.

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FragrantSalmon 12

Lol at these women falling for simple trolling. Well done my man!

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cyberI7 13

Commitment issues. Dump the Man bitch!

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Llamunkey 7

And I would introduce him as my ex-boyfriend!

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AdamTB 26

With the amount of people here that want the OP to dump her boyfriend immediately just for this, I have to wonder if they've ever been in a relationship longer than three days.

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Fmlsea 28

ive been in a realtionship for three years and even i wouldnt put up with that disrespect.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Introduce him as a "friend with minor benefits"

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Seabass_Chan 33

When he meets your father, introduce him as your "sperm donor".

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