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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 011

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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jackthekeeper 24

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:21

introduce him as your sex warm up

mattfire14 12

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:20

Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries

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daughternature 7

Tuesday 23 June 2015 20:05

Maybe it was a joke?

Indiantrolledd 16

Tuesday 23 June 2015 21:18

Do none of you understand jokes?

Noreason89 6

Wednesday 24 June 2015 8:38

Maybe it was a joke maybe it wasn't, the world may never now

Noreason89 6

Wednesday 24 June 2015 16:49

*know

sbarua219 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:08

Lol YDI for ******* the guy you don't love

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:45

I hope you mean ex now

hektek 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 5:14

I hope he's now your ex! what a disrespectful jackass.

Crescent_Moon 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 5:23

Next time you see his "sex partner" you should strike a conversation and be all "I'm sorry you have to deal with him in bed, I'm glad I'm free. Try and have some fun, if possible. Byeeee!" All cheerful-like.

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 24 June 2015 6:09

introduce him as your "little friend"

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 14:17

Is he lying?

aaliyah_valeraxo 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:43

That's rude, your his girlfriend aren't you ??

Savannahlynn214 12

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:02

Introduce his ass as your second bitch. Your bottom squal. Tell him his dick is too small to have that good of a label

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Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband sniffing my sister’s panties from her laundry basket. He had the gall to defend himself and told me, “If you wore these sexy thongs and cheekies instead of them granny panties, I wouldn’t be doing this.” I wear “granny panties” because I recently gave birth to our daughter. FML

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Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML

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Today, my husband referred to me as his “favorite meat sock” in front of our son. FML

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Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML

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