By painfetish8021 - 17/09/2012 00:50 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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hol18 5

Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.

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Thelnternet 7

^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.

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mcinnesandrew 6

Konnichiwa Hajememashite, watashi wa nameo wa _____ desu

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bek123456 2

Almost.. try one of these..... (Damn romaji. There's no really good way to write this without using the actual syllabary) Hajimemashite. Watashi no namae wa ________ des. Hajimemashite. ______ to mooshimas.

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heyred 11

ご迷惑をおかけしました。 I'm sorry for causing so much trouble gomeiwaku o okakeshimashita.

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Metallica36176 16

Sorry it didn't let me finish. I understand wanting to make a good first impression and all but I would just feel like an ass. Wow I know 1 sentence. But that's just me. I would feel to ask them and show interest like that.

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kitsune3 20

I love how everyone keeps trying to give her things to say, either as a follow-up or the proper way to say what she had originally wanted to. You guys need to realize that while it's great you're trying to be helpful, those comments won't do her any good now. Sorry your bf pulled that kind of trick on you, OP. Hope things get smoothed out soon.

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pigrabbit0330 0

Konichiwa, me gusta your son's ochinchin

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jynx2501 3

Any father of any culture would truly find this amusing. I think your lying...

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