By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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LemonandLime 13

Next time you see her, ask if she's enjoying your leftovers.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Was she the only one to care enough to console you, like last time?

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SakataGintoki 9

OP I feel your pain, I lost all 4 of my long term boyfriends to the same ****. Not fun indeed :/

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panicsdisaster 17

Four long term boyfriends?! You're seventeen!

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Mister_Triangle 21

Couldn't have been too long term if you've had more boyfriends than years since you've hit puberty.

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hannaaaahr 33

Hahaha exactly, long term is (in my opinion) at least a year, meaning that you would have had 4 relationships right after one another since you were 13 years old. Sounds pretty serious.

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Tuffay 14

You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.

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PrincessPesa 20

I've never been cheated on (that I know of I suppose) but if I were repeatedly ****** over by the same person (4 times?!), who obviously enjoys systematically destroying relationships, I'd take matters into my own hands and confront her. What did you do about it?!

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supportcommand 17

It seems like more girls are a lot easier now than back in my day. But every generation has their *****. "Long term" is probably based on some minimum amount of beejers they give.

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SakataGintoki 9

25 is right, lol. They each lasted a year XD the Internet works fast.

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SakataGintoki 9

And technically they were all friend zoned. Hence why there was about 2-3 months delay between them all.

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Mimsz 13

dont worry you'll have the best guy in the end not her..

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Zebediabolical 39

She'll probably lose him to that same chick. My advice, learn to do that thing with your tongue.

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natsaysheyyy 16

In a perfect world, that's how it would work. But it's not a perfect world.

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Jemm_fml 29

You have one of two options: 1. try her too and see what the hullabaloo is about, or 2: CHALLENGE HER TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE SQUARE

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PipingMouse 14

The ***** just love other people's horny, good for nothing, and easy to get leftovers.

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The_F3rris 11

What a coincidence.

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wvcheesehead1 9

In baseball you would be known as the on deck circle.

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MandySkittles 18

I've had that problem OP.. The same girl had one of my boyfriends cheat, and he eventually left me for her (Only to realize his mistake later) and she tried to get my next boyfriend to leave me as well for her. Isn't it unfortunate that some women can be so petty and jealous? Just remember karma, she'll get hers someday (And if those boyfriends of yours really loved you they wouldn't have gone for her - so you're better off in the long run!).

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lashes_to_ashes 14

Ouch. So sorry. Looks like she's out to get you

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