By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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freakizoid_fml 5

Not to be mean, but this doesn't really sound like an FML... Just saying, if you left out the second part and added why then yea but... I don't know I was just puting it out there..

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TigerSpots 4

Just get over it. Y'all weren't married. -.-

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emodude44 0

I don't pity you, only because of your threat to shit in someones yard. You have no honor.

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honeyBabie 1

No wonder he left u, how crazy and gross are!

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mbrooks5110 0

You're petty. No wonder he left you. Honestly, things didn't work out get over it. That's part of life.

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oreobunbun 3

So because your boyfriend left you, your mad at your neighbor? Makes sense.

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sunshine_cc 3

No wonder he dumped you. Taking a poo in public is not sexy or normal behavior.

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