By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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raerae1995 6

The wording made this entire situation sound lame.

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MrBrightsidexvi 6

Why the hell would you take a dump in her yard? Are you a talking dog?

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Stormmm 6

You probably should have mentioned a dog taking a poo on her yard, instead of you. Lol. Gross. But sorry OP. Must suck.

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spam11 1

Then you better "hope" she steps in because if not then it's all pointless and you look like a dumbass. But with that idea I'm sure you're used to being a dumbass.

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chuckcloninger 12

No wonder he left. You have no class at all if you would ever consider doing such a thing. What a disgusting pig you are. I'm do happy for your boyfriend.

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HITide76808 0

Haha...do your thing girl. Go fertilize her grass

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Fylminesawsome 5

Next FML: "today my neighbour and my ex-boyfriend caught me squatting and taking a dump on her lawn. FML"

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