By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 404
You deserved it 16 490

Same thing different taste

Comments

Squeaky_Tomato 14

No wonder he left you. You sound like a bitch. You probably did shit and got on his ass like that to him everytime he didn't do exactly what you wanted.

January8 5

**** these people's mature, sensical advice. DO IT DO IT DO IT!!....on her car. If I were a neighbor who just swooped up someone's significant other while they were still dating and I found a poo on my car I'd sigh and only think "karma" while walking to get the hose.

Hopejordan17 0

My name is Hope too. Us Hope's seem to have that effect on people's boyfriends. :) just kidding but seriously it's not her fault.

Commiecakes 0

So your boyfriend dumped you? O SWEET JESUS because breakups don't happen all the time! You act like that youre not gettin a boyfriend ever again.

And the winner of the trashiest woman award goes to

Maritza345 0

First of all that's disgusting if u wanna get back at her just by make loud moans all night long.

Yes, because ******** in someone's yard is a great way to get your boyfriend back. It's not even her fault.