By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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hyden121 2

Right... Because that will show her how???

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loganmarquez 3

Yes, because nothing's going to prove you're the better and more mature choice moreso than taking a shit in your competition's yard.. Bravo... You've reached a whole new level on the retarded bitch scale.

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geraldcash09 1

Girls don't take dumps. Do they?

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XDBrittany1228 0

I see what you did there.

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GLaDOSv1_09 19

I like how spiteful and petty you are, but your immaturity just ruins it.

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zoecw 14

This her:: today, my new boyfriend and I were getting frisky and when I looked out the window, a girl was taking a shit in my yard! FML.

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SydMadrid 0

Like a boss!!! As they always say, Shit happens

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