By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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stefei 10

Why is it her fault? If you have to do something crazy and immature, go after your ex

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F_Your_Life_001 0

So youre mad at the girl YOUR BOYFRIEND left YOU for? Im not seeing where the girl is at fault in this equation. Maybe rejoin this site after you turn at least 11, mkay?

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cwl727 32

How long have you been holding that joke in?

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LAuroraD 17

I'm sorry that was a horrible joke but nice try. A for effort

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mikelangele 15

Why are people taking her literally? She's venting, it's normal! To all those who are so "mature" as to not take a joke and are telling her you need to grow up, you people need to take a chill pill. Including those people who liked your message. Ps OP while you're at it you could also "pee" on their clothes when they hang them out to dry.

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caseyt12 12

You mean his yard right? She's not the one who cheated on you, idiot.

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Hope 11

like every girl named Hope hasnt heard that one before... ps my name is Hope and if I had a dollar for every time someone made that stupid pun about my name I'd be crying about it in a Lamborghini

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