By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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rofflewaffle 9

Trashy much? Maybe instead of blaming her for something your EX did, you should take a look at your own shortcomings and try to be less of an immature bitch.

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keepingitnasty 15

...Huh, I guess sarcasm is lost on chocobos. Bobby, the only proper revenge is moving on and living a happy life.

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sarahbear992 6

you're saying you'd rather shit in someone's yard to show how much you hate them instead of verbally or physically confronting the girl?

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toalysium 15

You should do it "Christine" style: smash in her windshield and drop one on her dash.

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FYLDeep 25

If two wrongs don't make a right, then two dumps don't make a good relationship. You should probably just get over it.

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Mipz 2

And Hope didn't even do anything wrong, Op's boyfriend did. So it's even more of a "two wrongs" situation.

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January8 5

Haaaaa word play makes me happy

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stevenmx86 7

Yeah, wow OP.. You're pretty quick... No though, seriously, I'd have a doctor check if you have full mental capacity if your solution is to "poop in her yard".. Wtf?

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