By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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robc32ca 4

You're nuts...he's better off...

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knockoutmouse 8

Yes, because it's totally her fault that he left you for her. Not. Unless she was actively pursuing/encouraging him, then it's not very reasonable to blame her for his actions.

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SwtCherryPie 26

Thank you. Im glad someone said that. OP-There was obviously something he didnt like about you and from the way you posted this, maybe its because you seem a bit childish. Boohoo my bf left me. Ima go take a shit in the new gf's yard. How is that even logical? Proabably your own fault he's gone in the first place and acting like that is gonna make him dislike you even more.

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youshitme 9

Do it!!! please do it and post photographic evidence.

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GypsyRover 0

Lmao!! If you chuck all his stuff out in the yard,you would have moved him half way to his new place!

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uKNOuLOVEit 0

EWW.. be a lady.. maybe thats why he left your stank ass

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