By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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FluffyBeard 0

Ydi for awful, terrible, cringe-worthy pun.

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ashleybabe85 0

well if youd shit in her yard than id have left you too you lack any sort of class!

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Mipz 2

God, why do people always get mad at the girl? Take a dump in the guy's yard you idiot.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

No idea why he'd leave you. You seem like such a classy girl.

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Semm 0

if you take a dump in her yard, you know you'll be the "crazy ex-girlfriend" who ***** on others lawns, right?

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DonkeyGilbert13 0

I'm really creeped out....my name is hope.....you better not poop on my yard, crazy bitch. what girl gets revenge by pooping in someones yard? I can see why he left you.

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babybop94 0

After you take a dump on her lawn she will be posting something on here too c: lol

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perdix 29

I "Hope" that you find out that your ex-boyfriend has a scat fetish and when he sees your beautiful pile of shit, he'll come running back to you for Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes. And then "Hope" that Hope doesn't develop explosive diarrhea and steal him right back.

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