By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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death779 4

geez that's not crazy at all..... I'm gonna have to say ydi.

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ddubzero 0

How is this a fml when shes ******** in someones lawn

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hateevryone 14

do it, girl. do it!!!

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Northpoo 6

It sucks how people aren't taking the joke seriously....

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downtime 12

joke or not, it was a pointless stupid comment that reflects poorly on her. Either way, I can understand why someone wouldn't want to be with someone like that.

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Glockinator 2

That was neither witty or funny. You better "hope" you come up with something better.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Must be a slow day in FML moderation land if this horribly written sentence was actually posted.

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screamo_neve 12

That's the worse you can do? Jesus Christ, people aren't so brilliant anymore...

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perdix 29

What a wonderful plan! Surely, you will have a Flawless Victory.

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