By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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TonyIsMyDog 2

Your name wouldn't happen to be Imma Dumas would it?

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grudger 14

LOL, I love this one, you should do it

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SPC117 5

Ever think he left you because you're a crazy psycopath that ***** on stuff when upset?

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habrand 1

hey now, my name is Hope. we're not all that bad

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daydreamer244 13

Instead of ******** in her yard maybe you could do something else like stick oil on her front steps and put super glue on her front door handle and then just for fun throw water balloons filled with moldy old food at her. Then she'll know not to mess with you. ;D

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evilchica33 0

Ha i got dumped for a Hope once too. Evil Bitches.

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