Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2015 23:16

It was just the two of you. What on earth did he hope to accomplish by pretending it wasn't him? O.o

xpsychocatladyx 15

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:14

lady bone killer right there

Comments

kdm_km1 19

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:20

Clearly his? First one who smelt it, dealt it!

ThatSlappinBass 32

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:37

But whoever said the rhyme, did the crime!

countryb_cth 38

Monday 20 April 2015 0:13

Whoever denied it applied it

mukduk 21

Monday 20 April 2015 1:12

He who articulated it, particulated it.

Sariasprincy 7

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:23

Whoa, a guy should never call his girlfriend a bitch. That's never okay.

Clevelandians 17

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:25

It was during sex. That's allowed. **** off. Obviously he didn't actually mean that he thought she was a bitch.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:45

Not everyone likes to be called a bitch in bed. And, in this context, it wasn't hot at all anyway.

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:47

Nothing is "allowed" without consent first.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 20 April 2015 0:16

You must get laid all the time, huh 14?

ItsDutch 16

Monday 20 April 2015 2:25

Stay Classy 14..

chocolatejunebug 9

Monday 20 April 2015 16:14

No, it's not. Unless she told him she likes it, it's not. Especially not in this context, as he called her a dirty bitch in response to his own fart, to blame her. Consent is situational. saying yes to sex doesn't mean you get to say or do whatever you want while it goes on.

laurkk827 14

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:31

This probably would've been much worse if she farted..

sunnyskys 25

Monday 20 April 2015 19:42

I get what your saying just cause he did it...its bad well everyone does it so who cares lol at most it should be a little embarrassing but that's it.