By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

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Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML
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paintedchocolate 30

It was just the two of you. What on earth did he hope to accomplish by pretending it wasn't him? O.o

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teentee401 36

You let him continue to **** you after he called you a dirty bitch....not your fault but still kind of a YDI.

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DanCastellaneta 17

OP stated that she didn't finish. How is it a YDI?

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teentee401 36

It's not her fault that she was blamed or that her BF called her a dirty bitch. But I do wonder why she would let him continue after he said something like that to her.

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lizenhagen 11

She said SHE didnt finish. She dIdn't say she didnt let HIM finish.

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detectivelawliet 24

Even if it had been OP, it's horrible for the boyfriend to have been so harsh towards her. Calling your loved one a 'dirty bitch' is a pretty serious insult; gas happens, no need to feel like a fart is an attack on him personally. This guy sounds like an asshole.

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MrsReed 14

When a person can't own up to their own farts, there's something wrong. If the bf would've just laughed at himself OP might have laughed with him, even if it was so horrible it interrupted the fun. But for him to act the way he did was immature.Farts are funny, being a jerk is not. I'm not gonna lie, my hubby and I have had fart wars...we've even called each other a nasty bastard in a joking way. But it's never done in a cruel fashion, especially in an intimate moment. Sounds like OP's bf needs to grow up if he wants to continue having sex involving another person and not just his hand.

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Izabushel 65

How rude! He obviously is not familiar with FML because it was agreed several years ago that a true gentleman would have held your nose closed while he continued to bang you. (FML date March 11 2013, dog fart)

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badgercheese94 16

Me and my partner have both farted during sex but we just laugh it off. To be insulting and cruel about it is just wrong and disrespectful.

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ItsDutch 16

Why are you even with this asshat to begin with...

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more4me 27

What a douche! At least, blame the dog !

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I don't get why he kept going if he was so disgusted by "your" fart. O.o

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CandyApple88 13

because boys are only interested in sex and if they start, they have to finish. That's all. I'm sure even if she had the runs and vomitted everywhere he still would have finished.

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chocolatejunebug 9

Uh.... I guess that's what separates boys from men, then?

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Kurby14 21

I would have slapped him and rolled over and gone to sleep. what an asshole!

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Badkarma4u 17

Hitting is not ok in a relationship. Domestic violence is not cute. Sure in the past it was considered ok for a woman to slap a man, but it was also acceptable for a man to hit his wife. Let's move out of the dark ages.

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