By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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MRSwick2525 23

What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!

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leopardwilliam 22

I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't

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Jess0331 11

omg! hope you made him wear a condom! good luck

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alex_gen 38

This is why you should've got yourselves tested together before becoming intimate.

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tibtak_fml 10

scabies is a skin STD that condoms do not protect from

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mo3zz 13

That's not right.. let's hope his dick falls off!

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MrKilgore 14

depending on the STD/STI you can sue him... just throwing that out there

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Xion0014 20

You can take him to court for that. Also, move on. If he couldn't be honest before bad things happened, he won't be very honest in the future.

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deZao_fml 7

What hopefully you guys used protection

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mattrd_fml 31

sex after only 2 months? sorry but I knda think that ydi.

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Keiraquarium 12

2 months isn't that short a time. Some people have sex on the first date. There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex early on in a relationship as long as that's what both people want. Obviously you should be careful about STDs and protection but, apart from that, I see nothing wrong with it.

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