Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time...

By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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No. Just… No.

By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Clapped

By frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

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MRSwick2525 23

Monday 3 August 2015 16:18

What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!

leopardwilliam 22

Monday 3 August 2015 16:17

I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't

Comments

soulxreaperx356 9

Monday 3 August 2015 21:31

I really hope it was just a joke. yeah it'd be a pretty crappy joke, but better than being true. I'm sorry op

_heavenlysasa 16

Monday 3 August 2015 21:34

The only FML that made my mouth drop open from being shocked.

lovefrog 14

Monday 3 August 2015 21:46

I say both since you shouldn't expect to get an std but at least could have been prepared to avoid one.

Erery 16

Monday 3 August 2015 22:16

Sue the ************

lilmissliyah 11

Monday 3 August 2015 22:24

Text him and say, "sorry I forgot to tell you I have gonorrhoea!" But first go to the hospital.

GipsyFromSpace 5

Monday 3 August 2015 22:31

Jesus Christ, use some damn protection

Eliiara 11

Monday 3 August 2015 22:54

Definitely a true FYL and this is when we all hope he's your ex now. Hopefully you used protection. And I really hope you don't actually end up getting anything.

lebanesebarbie 15

Monday 3 August 2015 23:05

FYL

MC_Chrissy 6

Monday 3 August 2015 23:09

He might have been doing that to see if you'd stay with him. Stupid people do stupid things just because they think it's funny. Or he was trying to get you to break up with him because he got the sex.