Today, My boyfriend of 3 years constantly makes insensitive jokes... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:55

Today, My boyfriend of 3 years constantly makes insensitive jokes and keeps mentioning he doesn't want kids. All I've ever wanted was a family from a kind sensitive partner.. FML

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J15237 25

Wednesday 21 April 2021 23:36

I really think you need to consider leaving him and looking for someone who will give you everything you want in your future. This guy sounds like he is only with you until someone better in his eyes comes along. He might even be cheating on you.

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J15237 25

Wednesday 21 April 2021 23:36

I really think you need to consider leaving him and looking for someone who will give you everything you want in your future. This guy sounds like he is only with you until someone better in his eyes comes along. He might even be cheating on you.

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