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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 294

You deserved it 308

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 718

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 585

You deserved it 3 109

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 003

You deserved it 3 778

By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 143

You deserved it 1 868

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 053

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 796

By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 829

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:32

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

killerclowns 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34

Romantic, or something

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FrenchGirl01 11

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:18

I didn't understand

lisaroxmysoxx 16

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:23

At least you know what you're getting yourself into!!

dmoneycash 13

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:27

But did you say yes?

xSkittle 16

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:41

He was drunk, don't take it as a serious proposal.

perdix 29

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:50

No, OP, don't listen to #45! Wipe his butt, hike up his drawers, haul his ass down to City Hall and make this bitch official before he sobers up.

nixonman96 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:57

and who says romance is dead...

klovemachine 24

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:05

cue the lady gaga music

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:58

That stinks.

logankyng 15

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:02

Y'all must have a comfortable relationship

rlb123 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:05

How romantic! Just like a Nicolas Sparks book.

marcranger 28

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:10

Well, I do consider Nicholas Sparks to be a shitty writer-- STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME!

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:09

You could end up in a shitty marriage.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:11

He was reenacting "the thinker" with his proposal. He's obviously the artsy type

ThatSynicalGuy 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:08

Or should you say the "arsy," type. :D

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