Love: Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared...

By anonymous - 12/10/2011 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

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By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 368

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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You deserved it 3 803

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 016

You deserved it 3 141

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 876

Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 3 656

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

The betrayal!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML

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You deserved it 162

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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You deserved it 4 569

LilyZombie 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:02

What a jerk :/ put him and her both back in the hospital... ICU.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:02

At least it wasn't for the sexy nurse ;)

Comments

MustardTube 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:21

Probably better this way, so now your free for Mr. Right !

yasmineo16 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:51

He is an ASSHOLE! You deserve sooo much better!

Ricky23J 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:43

you don't cause your nose is huge

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 13 October 2011 19:40

You're a huge arsehole, Ricky23J. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her nose.

devinewind 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:57

I guess you should have gotten a boob job like she did.

Bofferding_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:26

Never leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one she loves.

JP26_fml 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:28

What a jerk... He is so inconsiderate of you're healing process

Stylin_Since_97 10

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:10

Should've told him she was hospitalized for STD testing, then you wouldn't be in this situation

jobsman99 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:12

She must have opened her gown for him.

CyonideCyns 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:32

Well, was she hot?

thisisafunnyname 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:58

Tell him that the real reason she was in the hospital was for her sex change

AmazingLadyy13 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 4:21

Sadly, it happens and you really can't blame anyone. :(

xStaciexLynnx 15

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:42

Except the asshole boyfriend. You can probably blame him...

badactor009 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 11:40

Why is the guy automatically wrong? The relationship had run it's course. The hospital is just the stage... not the story.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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Today, I was just released from hospital after a heart attack. As a 37 year-old woman with healthy habits and no family history of heart issues, the doctors have no idea why it happened. So instead of telling me how to change my lifestyle, they told me to proceed as usual, and hope that it doesn't happen again. FML

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You deserved it 111

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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You deserved it 667

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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You deserved it 2 856

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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You deserved it 3 279

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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