By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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palmtrees 1

If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

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melmcr 0

YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

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plas7icman 0

anyone who believes this is as dumb as the person who made it up. As some have previously stated : think of the timeline. Pure B.S.

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smyle5 0

After 3 years? what did he think you did with the kid when he was around? stuff it in the closet? u are better off.

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whobutme23 0

Yeah, this has to be fake. How can you be with somebody for 3 years and not know whether or not they have a kid? Lol, wtf. You're just an idiot for posting such a ridiculous FML.

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HellfireRogue 7

That sucks. I use baby wipes for my makeup too, and for general feminine cleaning purposes. I would be pissed.

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ColdGold 6

Ouch! Sounds like he had a hot date with someone else (not you). He just wanted to break-up for a little while. He'll be back after.

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Professor59 2

Right. 3 years and he think you have a secret baby. If any of that crap is true, then he broke up with you for a different reason. And by "reason", I mean "woman".

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karina_said 0

he probably didnt like you in the first place. you might have been some good as though

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My2864 1

after 3 YEARS he assumse you have a kid? wtf?

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bossybanks 0

WTF he's an idiot anyway, I mean it's not like he saw diapers and baby bottles. smh find a new man, who's at least smart enough to ASK questions!

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