By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
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iNewKid 20

You're better off without him if he's such a jerk. Cheer up, get a drink with your friends and have fun! You'll find your Mr. Right :).

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luckypants 17

Wow, what an asshole. Brush that off and move on; most guys would not do that to you.

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monkeyxD 19

I cannot begin to comprehend this, except maybe say wrong fml? O.o

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smoothies14 32

Sounds like the relationship had an overly physical aspect. I don't see how a guy with that kind of character would last long except in the instance of OP's judgment being impaired by desire. Taking that into account, this is probably an especially hard breakup.

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juicy_extasy 25

Your ex is cold and cruel. Good riddance!

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worldclassrager 39

So a break up via Facebook I would assume...no balls there at all...glad he is gone...

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OneFourNine 9

Change your locks. Have a party. Find someone better.

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gilligan_isle 6

Sounds like the magic wore off and he turned back in to the mouse he was rather than the white horse you thought he was. Sorry OP plenty of great guys out there though

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LycanGod 27

what a douche. don't worry OP. karma is a bitch

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