Love: Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because...

By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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You deserved it 8 473

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 6 510

By Bedrest Blues - 24/12/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML

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You deserved it 454

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 043

Bad omen

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML

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You deserved it 563

Nice guy

By Amy - 28/06/2022 06:00

Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML

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You deserved it 152

What were you thinking?

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 9 042

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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You deserved it 37 374

By me - 18/05/2011 04:13

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 920

You deserved it 6 270

By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 462

no1askdu 5

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:06

man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support

sam_stalker 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:18

He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;

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zanthrax 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:51

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decibel_beads 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:02

Just because it took you more than 3 seconds to understand the phrase... That can't be why he's leaving - that asshole must be covering for something else. Nobody deserves that.

ohheykiwi 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:06

What'd FDY?

FreedomFirst 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:09

You're obviously stoned....

coopcas 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:54

@15: What are you going on about? To "sleep together" is common slang for sex, and calling her out on that is bullshit. Go crawl in a hole and die with Saddam Hussein, jackass.

PurpleHaze23 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:21

You LEGEND!

MissxKim 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:55

lol #15

Siren_00 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:55

If that's how he reacts to fathering a child, make sure he can't have anymore. Kick him where it hurts. You know what I mean.

lesp 6

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:56

Wow. You REALLY know how to pick a winner. FYL

Mnemic 5

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:04

I agree with #1, #10, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #12, #13, #18 and #19 :-P

you_know_who10 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 20:21

haha that made me laugh

24788 6

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:14

Some people need to be castrated... Why would you leave someone over that? Guess having a kid means nothing to him.

Gir711 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:05

#24 - Agreed. Needs to be. ^_^

kpohil 13

Monday 19 January 2015 0:56

may not be his kid.

melikeulongtime 4

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:15

I laughed at first- I couldn't help it. Seiously speaking though, if you keep him, you've earned a winner for life.

mura_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:17

I have to agree that it sounds like a very lame excuse. Either he has realized that he doesn't want to take care of a baby or he's tired of you and doesn't like the changes your body has most likely gone through. Either way, he's a douchebag and you're better off without him.

FlaminYawn 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:24

my wife just gave birth 5 weeks ago, and I can tell you he's NOT leaving because of sex...it might be a combo of losing attraction to you plus not being man enough to be a father, but he found it easier to blame it on something ridiculous because he's weak-minded and immature. I bet you're young and the baby was an accident huh?