By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 837
You deserved it 4 855

Same thing different taste

Comments

Probably he never passed on to the second date. Me neither, if I do it I would also show up with a ring and a priest.

Then he went home and ranted on the Internet about how girls never like "nice guys."

Please follow up and tell me you said no.

That's odd. I never laugh at FMLs. Thank you for that

um I don't see the FML....oh wait I am a lesbian! Second date is rent a u-haul....3rd date pick out china.. 5th date wedding!

Run. Get a restraining order. Do everything that you can. Run thousands of miles away.