Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise... - FML

By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

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You deserved it 828

By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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You deserved it 5 123

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 518

By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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Top comments

DogmaT_fml 4

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:49

...like he would ever know.

hehe_oops 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:46

how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D

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SkaterChic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:00

wow. needy much?

elledubb 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:03

geez selfish much?

Fiskerz 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:05

At 16. It could be he thinks they will be together again in death. However if he doesn't believe that then it is very selfish IMO.

mekarski1008 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:04

DuMp HiM nAo. lol

alexisthename 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:06

Just agree to it, then show up to his funeral with a date. You're welcome. Now get back to all the tawdry sex, you crazy kids.

ydi_ruuc 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:07

Marry him.Wait for him to pop the question

jayyy_x3 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:08

Yep, my ex did the same thing. Only, I was able to have another boyfriend/husband, I just wasn't allowed to have sex with him. Bye-bye, children.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Friday 5 February 2010 2:02

wow seriously? did you agree to it?

ohmycece 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:02

well it's her ex, guess it doesn't matter anymore! lol

SeeBrendenBurn 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:09

That is perfectly rational thing to request, just like abortions. I mean, I wouldn't want to feel like just an easily replaced accessory, I want my woman to remember me. I'll have my body cremated and the jar of my ashes cemented to the dinner table. That way, the bitch will forever remember me; the scars I gave her might heal, you never know.

EV34 6

Friday 5 February 2010 0:12

he will never know after he's gone so don't worry just nod ur head and pretend to agree

kayvan 8

Friday 5 February 2010 0:13

You totally deserved it. You should have sweetly said after 15 minutes that "of course you would not, you would be heartbroken." and then if/when he dies, you can reevaluate. It's not like he could do anything at that point.

Nate_Fisher 2

Friday 5 February 2010 0:15

Uh, I bet he's very jealous in generell...

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Today, I slept maybe fifteen hours. I'm supposed to be getting better but I'm not sure if I am and that scares the hell out of me. My room is a mess and I'm hungry. Maybe if i just get one sweet kiss, I'll be alright. I'm trying. I think? I don't know. Sometimes I just feel like there's something wrong with me. FML

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Today, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. FML

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Today, I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and shyly smiling to the camera, holding a heart-shaped sign that reads, "My penis is small, but my love is BIG." I showed it to my mom and asked who it was. She just snorted and said, "You were his favorite!" FML

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Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "My Sex Life". FML

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Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML

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Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

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Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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