Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise...

By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

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By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 23:49

...like he would ever know.

hehe_oops 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:46

how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D

Comments

giantrobott 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:56

Wow, my wife is planning on bringing a date to my funeral.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 5 February 2010 1:01

obsessed nuch?

yeahreally 6

Friday 5 February 2010 1:13

Together. Forever. But yeah, say yes then only if he actually dies before you..you can still have fwb or date someone for a long time..technically youre not with them soooo youre safe.

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 1:23

Why did you waste an hour on that? Make that promise and move on. Do you think he's going to come back from the dead to enforce this? My wife tried to make me promise her that I WOULD find someone after she died. I said, "Don't worry, I'm already working on it ;)!"

sleephunters 8

Friday 5 February 2010 5:19

Perdix FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sterl13 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:48

perdix you can find me if your wife dies;)

sterl13 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:52

perdix you can find me if your wife dies;)

uxoriouswidow 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:24

Well, on the up side, he'll never know if you break it. If he's that obsessive/touchy/fantastical/douchy, just entertain his sillyness, it's not worth dignifying with a sincere response.

MishiB 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:27

I laughed my ass off when I read this. Too funny.

Stfu_bitch 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:32

took you an hour to promise =[

Chopperman_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:40

Yeah, because it's a ridiculous promise to make. If he worked harder at being a good boyfriend and less at feeding his insecurities, maybe OP would actually decide for herself not to get involved with anyone else. Run for the hills, OP!