Love: Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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You deserved it 8 004

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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You deserved it 419

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 404

You deserved it 8 527

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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You deserved it 2 736

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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You deserved it 3 874

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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You deserved it 1 908

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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You deserved it 4 905

By browniepoints - 07/02/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 130

You deserved it 3 532

By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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You deserved it 4 399

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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You deserved it 4 502

bobsanction 18

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:35

Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.

the4starr 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:32

COD I'm guessing ? :S

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2DMax 11

Monday 13 December 2010 9:09

148 agreed. dont forget halo, assassins creed, and fallout.

cj91 0

Monday 13 December 2010 9:35

Could of proposed while playing the game geeze don't complain....and it sounds like he has his priorities straight to me.

m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

Monday 13 December 2010 10:28

suppressed Galil ftw!!!

timtamslam 19

Monday 13 December 2010 12:27

at least he proposed, look on the bright side!

baker48 6

Monday 13 December 2010 13:46

priorities come first

DakotaCat 4

Monday 13 December 2010 14:07

Booo! Xbox sucks!

antoinemartinez 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:46

boo ******* hoo

EricDC 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:15

there's no way that's actually a pic of you 13

bonacca 2

Monday 13 December 2010 17:44

epic

MissxXXItalia 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:26

He proposed to you... what else do you want

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